Wrong Knowledge
Because Merina-kaa-sama and Lucia-kaa-sama got pregnant, I decided to change the plan.
“Otou-sama, we were talking about going to distribute the book on the knowledge of female genitalia to the respective countries, but because the two of them got pregnant, they could no longer go to Digitalis Kingdom and Euphorbia Kingdom”
“After giving it some thought, I think it would be great if we could cancel visiting from our side, have the people of every country assemble here, and explain it in the shrine”
“I foresee we will be able to prepare 3700 copies in 3 more months for the book. We will distribute 200 copies to each of the 7 major countries, and 100 copies to each of the other countries”
“For the ones to explain it to, what kind of people should we call from the respective countries?”
“Yes. Mallee-kaa-sama. The King and the Queen, the Chief Priest, the school teachers, the prominent nobles, and what is the occupation of the people who are in charge of the policies of the respective countries? Those people too”
“The Chancellor or the Minister huh. Many are people of the Royal Family or people of the Duke family huh”
“Well then, those individuals. And Otou-sama. How many people can fit in the shrine’s reception hall?”
“I think you can fit 300 people”
“Well then, we can just inform them that it will be ‘up to 10 people from each country’ huh”
“Tsukuyomi, do you also have some other intention for calling everybody here?”
“Yes. First, as expected, I want to report Merina-kaa-sama and Lucia-kaa-sama’s matter. I want to teach and explain to them that you will be blessed with a child if you perform sexual intercourse correctly built upon the correct understanding”
“If it is 3 months later, both of them will have entered the stable period after all, and their belly will also stand out. And I will be able to include Gloriosa Boutique and explain the samples of the undergarment and menstrual products as well”
“All that is left is to complete the bidet before then, have them know about the sample, how to use it, and its necessity, and I want to propagate this to every country as well”
“Yeah. It’ll wrap up without having to bring the boutique’s personnel and the carpenter around after all, and if it’s 3 months later, they can probably assemble without any problem even if we summon them”
“Are there countries who will refuse the summoning from our side?”
“No, there aren’t. Because the Kings are basically in a relationship of absolute obedience to God’s household”
“That is how it is huh. Got it. I will hurry up on the bidet’s production then”
The carpenter came to the shrine a few days after that.
Since the carpenter was, as expected, Campanula Kingdom’s citizen, I had Olivia-kaa-sama tag along. Olivia-kaa-sama, whispered by my ear when she hugged me like always.
“Tsukuyomi-sama. I heard you performed Armeria-sama’s breast examination or something. Could you do it for me too?”
“Eeh, of course, I do not mind”
“Well then, I will be counting on you when we return afterwards”
“Got it. We will be teleporting then”
Whoosh!
A maid was awaiting when we used Teleportation to the shrine.
“Over here please”
We were brought to the usual parlour. A man in his 50s with an appearance that spells ‘carpenter’ was standing there. Accompanied by a woman in her 30s beside him.
“Pablo. It’s been a while huh”
“Olivia-sama. It has been a long time”
“Pablo, over here is Gento-sama’s heir, Tsukuyomi-sama”
“Hello. I am Tsukuyomi”
“Greetings. It is an honour to be able to meet you. I am Pablo the carpenter, and over here is my disciple, Rola”
“Pablo, Rola. Nice to meet you”
“So what kind of request would it be today?”
“Since that is Tsukuyomi-sama’s proposal, I will have Tsukuyomi-sama explain”
“Tsukuyomi-sama will? is it”
“Pablo, Rola. I do not want what I will be talking about regarding me from here on out to go out into the public too much, but before I was born in this world, I had lived in a different world. I died at the age of 25, and I reincarnated into this world”
“And because my previous memories have been left behind, I can talk like this despite being still 3 years old, and I am also able to suggest the new things that I will be talking about from here on out”
“So-, something like that is……bu-, but you are a God after all……understood. I will hear you out”
Pablo was turning slightly red and opening his eyes widely.
“I am grateful for your understanding. Getting right into it, what I want you to make this time around is something called a bidet”
“Bidet, is it?”
“Eeh, please imagine there is another toilet bowl beside the toilet. One is the one thus far. What you will be making beside it, is a toilet bowl that is only for washing the butt and genitalia. You call that a bidet”
“Wash the butt? is it?”
I explained the necessity of that. It looks like it got through to Rola, and she’s nodding her head.
“How should we make that?”
“First, it is fine for the shape, the size, and the material to be the same as the toilet bowl thus far. The structure where the water flows to the sewage is also the same. What is different is that you will set a tap at this spot of the toilet bowl and make it a mechanism where warm water comes out if you twist the valve”
I drew an illustration of the toilet bowl’s top and side view and explained it.
“Aahー, I see. It will not be difficult huh. We will be able to make it right away if it is this”
“Is it possible to make it so that it is not just water, but warm water around 37 degrees that always comes out?”
“Yes. It is possible. Every house comes with a device that heats up water with light. You just have to adjust it by matching the amount of hot water and the amount of water that passes through from there. It is the same as a bath after all”
“I am glad to hear that. And for the colour, could I have you make it cherry blossom pink?”
“Make it cherry blossom pink?”
“Yes. There may be people who do their business at the bidet by mistake if the colour is the same as the toilet bowl thus far”
“Aah, I see! Understood”
I went on further and explained in detail that the adjustment of the velocity of the warm water that comes out is also crucial.
“Where should we make it. Would it be the Moon Palace and the shrine?”
“Yes. First, it will be there. I want to spread this bidet to the entire world after that”
“Th-, the entire world! is it?”
“Yes. This is something very important. 3 months from now, I will have the Royal Family and the important people of the respective countries gather in this shrine. Over there, I will introduce this bidet and propagate it to the entire world”
“Bu-, but I believe we will not be able to make that many……”
“Eeh, I would think so. That’s why I want Pablo to make just this country’s share at least. We will then have the respective countries bring back the blueprint, and we have each country make their country’s share”
“Is it not a tremendous amount, even if it is just this country’s share?”
“Regarding that, is there not a Carpenters Association or something as well? I think you can just cooperate with them and divide it by districts though?”
“Understood. And, what should we do about this bidet?‘s proposer fee?”
“Yes. If the proposer fee is 30%, I will take just 10%; please increase the carpenters’ wages with 10% and lower the price with the remaining 10%”
“Som-, something like that! is it alright?”
“The profit will probably be plenty since you will come to make and sell a tremendous amount from here on out. And then you will increase the carpenters’ wages as well and make it so that you can secure more manpower”
“Ah! Aah, I see. That is how it is huh. I fully understood”
“Well then, please come and install it in the Moon Palace after it is completed”
“Understood. Thank you for today”
“Olivia-kaa-sama. Let’s return then, shall we”
“Eeh, Tsukuyomi-sama. I will be counting on you after we return”
“Eh? Ah! That’s right. The examination huh. Got it”
Alright, it’s a good chance. Maybe I shall try reading Olivia-kaa-sama’s heart while examining.
I was brought to Olivia-kaa-sama’s room right after returning to the Moon Palace.
“Olivia-kaa-sama. Have you heard from Okaa-sama, how the breast examination is done?”
“Eeh, you fondle them with your hands, right?”
“I-, it is not fondling! It is called ‘palpation’; you touch them directly to check”
“Eeh, that’s right huh. I will be counting on you then”
She ends up swiftly stripping while saying that. Uーn. Nevertheless, she sure is a beautiful woman huh.
“Well then, please sit on top of the bed”
I stood on top of the bed and palpated Olivia-kaa-sama’s breasts individually. And at the same time, I focus my mind on Olivia-kaa-sama’s heart. I could hear her heart’s voice immediately after.
『Tsukuyomi-sama really is adorable. To think that I can have him touch my breasts in such a manner, and furthermore, his way of touching is also gentle. Aah, how blissful. Why are boys so adorable……』
Uーn. What. That’s all huh. I feel bad for suspecting her unnecessarily. It’s true that I’ve heard stories that mothers find boys to be especially adorable. Is it that. Huh? Doesn’t Olivia-kaa-sama just have to give birth to a boy as well then?
“Yes. It is done. I found no problems with your breasts. They are alright”
“I am glad. I will be counting on you, again”
She hugged me tightly while saying.
“You said you would let me hug you any time, right?”
“E-, eeh, well, yeah. Go ahead……Olivia-kaa-sama, is currently 30 years old, was it?”
“My, you remember my age?”
“Yes. I do. About that, if you are 30 years old, then I think you can still give birth to a child. If you find boys to be that adorable, I think you just have to make one from here on out though?”
“Eh! I can still, give birth? I am already 30 years old though?”
“Eh? In this world, until what age do they think you can give birth?”
“I had heard it is 30 years old at the latest. I had given up since I would end up giving birth at 31 years old if it is from now on. Can I perhaps still give birth?”
“Of course! It is not rare for a woman to give birth to a child for the first time at 40 years old in my previous life’s world. Well, it is easier to get pregnant if you are younger after all, and the risk of the child getting sick is also lower, but you should be able to give birth without any problem if you are 30 years old and have given birth to 2 already”
“My! I am so happy. Well then, please immediately come up with a plan for me!”
“Got it. Let’s record in the base temperature chart from tomorrow onwards then”
I spent about an hour after that, being hugged by Olivia-kaa-sama. Of course, it wasn’t bad.
That night, I talked to everybody about the new family plan during the tea time after dinner.
“Everybody, today, I heard something shocking from Olivia-kaa-sama”
“Shocking? What did you hear?”
“Otou-sama. Is it a common belief in this world that women can only give birth up until 30 years old?”
“Umu. Yeah. That’s why only Merina and Lucia said they wanted to give birth”
“Is that so! That is an astonishing truth. Since Merina-kaa-sama and Lucia-kaa-sama got pregnant according to the common medical knowledge of my previous life’s world, I can imagine the women of this world are also the same. And then in my previous life’s world, women could get pregnant as long as they have menstruation”
“Eh? Until roughly how old are they able to get pregnant?”
“It is an extreme example, but there was someone who gave birth even in her 60s. At the very least, it was normal to give birth for the first time in the 30s after all, and albeit fewer, there are even those in the 40s. And if it is the second or third child, then you can give birth without problem even in the 40s”
“Then, we can give birth even in our 40s huh!”
“Of course. Since Okaa-samas have already given birth to two, it is possible to get pregnant without a problem, and you can give birth as well”
“I, want to give birth to a boy!”
“Me too”
“Me too!”
“Of course, me too!”
“Mallee-kaa-sama, Silvia-kaa-sama, Julia-kaa-sama, and Charlotte-kaa-sama as well huh. Let’s record in the base temperature chart from tomorrow onwards the same as Olivia-kaa-sama then. Since everybody, has recorded in the menstrual cycle chart, I think you will be able to execute it right away. Otou-sama, it will be a little tough, but please do your best”
“U-, un? Do my best huh……got it”
I returned to the room and entered the bed with Okaa-san.
“Tsukuyomi. Why did it suddenly turn into something like this?”
“It is because Okaa-sama talked to Olivia-kaa-sama about the breast examination”
“Oh? Why is that so?”
“Olivia-kaa-sama had the tendency to attach to me since some time ago. She wants to hug whenever she has the chance, kind of feeling”
“Aah, yeah. Olivia-nee-sama was always saying that she really likes Tsukuyomi”
“Yes. And wondering why, I tried reading Olivia-kaa-sama’s heart while performing the breast examination just now”
“My! You did something like that?”
“Eeh, when I did, she kept going ‘adorable, adorable’. In the end, that was all”
“I would think so……”
“Yes. And I asked Olivia-kaa-sama, ‘don’t you just have to give birth to one by yourself if you find boys that adorable?’. When I did, she said that she couldn’t give birth because she was already 30 years old”
“And, Tsukuyomi explained to her that that is not the case huh”
“Yeah. And it turned into the conversation just now”
“I fully understood. Nevertheless, I wonder why it turned into something like ‘you can’t give birth anymore at 30 years old’?”
“Well, this will be a scummy deduction, but, in the first place, it was thought that it is difficult to get pregnant in this world. Would there not be noblemen took advantage of that and declared that you cannot give birth anymore at 30 years old because they wanted even younger brides?”
“That……does indeed feel like something they would say huh”
“What about Okaa-sama?”
“I am fine if I just have Tsukuyomi”
“Well then, I will be monopolising Okaa-sama; would it be alright to take it as that?”
“I’m so happy! I will monopolise Tsukuyomi until Tsukuyomi gets married as well!”
She said that and hugged me. Until I get married huh……I can’t imagine getting married though. Nevertheless, Okaa-san sure doesn’t have a ‘mother’ feeling huh. Maybe it’s because I don’t have memories of my mother in my previous life?
It’s to the extent that I’m worried whether or not the endearing feeling towards this ‘Armeria’ woman is something you have for your mother……
