Birth Of An Idiot Butler
Despite being illuminated by the full moon, the Taboo Mansion was enveloped in darkness.
Mira, who was sobbing until just now, had already returned to her blank expression.
“Weーll then, I’ll be going to sleep already, so I’ll be counting on you, to prepare breakfast tomorrow. Of course, without carrots”
The Dark Magician opens the door while yawning.
“Hey, Asch-san”
“Nn? What is it”
“Why, did you hire me?”
“……”
Ignore.
“Heyy, why?”
“……”
Ignore.
“Heyy, heyy, heyy, hey――”
“Aaaah! You sure are a noisy girl. I lacked a butler! There are various, other reasons, but it’s because I judged it as a whole and thought that you’re a good fit. Be honoured”
“What’s ‘various’?”
“……kuu. I hate to admit it, but your dishes suited my taste. I’m one of the very few gourmets in this continent after all. When it comes to that, I think you can be really proud”
“……uu. Ehehehe”
At Mira’s extraordinarily happy look, the Dark Magician makes an expression that spells out unamused.
“What else?”
“Isn’t it enough!? If I said various, then it’s various. Alright, good night”
“Pl, please wait!”
She clings to Asch, who tries to forcefully wrap the conversation up and head to the bedroom, with an aggressive tackle.
“Le, let go! You’re, in other words, my butler. How disrespectful you are towards your master”
“I will not let go! Until you let me hear the others as well, I will definitely, not let go”
“Kuu……it’s an issue with information leakage. If, the existence of this Taboo Mansion were to be spread around, it’d turn into something troublesome”
What Asch is especially wary of is, Hazen＝Heim. Before he comes up with a countermeasure, he can’t stand being hunted again. With that being said, sealing her lips with Contract Magic is, out of the question. If that’s the case, he judged that it’s better to properly establish a master and servant relationship and place her by his side instead.
“How rude! I will not do such things!”
“You will! Since you’re an idiot!”
There’s especially the danger of the person herself unintentionally and unconsciously prattling non-stop. ‘An idiot that’s frightening to such a level’ is the assessment that Asch gave her.
“Guguu……is there not, a better reason!?”
“No”
“There is, right!?”
“I, I said no, didn’t I! I, the person himself, is saying there isn’t”
“There is!”
“……I see, you were an ultimate idiot huh. I, right now, feel like punching the me who bought you just now”
“What else!?”
“Kuu……well, if I have to say, I guess it’s that youth. You may be an unhelpably idiotic girl, but with my teaching, I firmly believe that you’re somewhat within the curable scope. Listen up, alright? Make sure to abide by what I, your master, say loyally”
“Yes!”
“Go, good answer! Well then, let go of these hands, right away!”
“I don’t want to!”
!?
“Didn’t you say you’ll loyally abide by what I say!?”
“Yes! But, I don’t want that!”
“You’re fired! You can take the money and go, so return to that abnormal house!”
“I don’t want to!”
“……uu”
He had completely misjudged the level of this idiot girl’s idiocy.
A shockingly significant miscalculation.
“Say more things that motivate me! No, please say more things”
“It doesn’t matter if you have a butler tone; what isn’t there, isn’t there! 0, is 0 because it’s 0. What doesn’t exist, doesn’t exist no matter how firmly you persist!”
“Guguu……I will put carrots in tomorrow’s breakfast, you know!”
“Wha……taking the breakfast as hostage……how cowardly”
“It is just praising me a little, isn’t it! As always, you cannot understand a maiden’s heart huh!”
“Won’t you write and provide a short essay to me on which exact moment were you a maiden in front of me!?”
“……ki――――――!”
He sighs while pressing onto the forehead of Mira, who swings her fists angrily with his palm.
“Fuu……even though you’re an extraordinarily adorable girl when you’re just standing there quietly”
When he mutters sarcastically, Mira’s movements came to an abrupt halt.
“……ehe, ehehehe. Is that so?”
“……”
Apparently, this idiot girl, mistook it for a compliment.
“It can’t be helped huh. If Asch-san says he is lonely no matter what, then I shall be by your side for you”
“……I’m exhausted. I’m abnormally exhausted, so I’ll have you let me sleep for today”
“Yes! Good night”
At that energetic voice, Asch, reached the peak of his exhaustion.
